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Weekly Facebook Wrap Up, and Two Blogs to Check Out

I just want to pee alone

AMEN.

I got the idea of weekly wrap ups from one of my favorite blogs, People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Its author, Jen, is also one of the writers in this awesome book pictured above, I Just Want to Pee Alone.

Here’s my first weekly wrap up, gathered largely from my Facebook feed (it pays to have witty, humorous and completely weird friends):

1) Merkins and Pedazzling

Somehow I came across this other awesome blog, My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream, and from it I learned about vajazzling, pedazzling (colloquial: pejazzle), and other ways of misusing your Original Bedazzler crafting toolkit.

When I see this, I immediately think of how great all those gems will look adorning my crotch.

When I see this, I immediately think of how great all those gems will look adorning my crotch.

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, this is pedazzling:

And you want me to find out what in the world is a merkin? It’s a pubic wig. I’ll leave that to your imagination.

2) Bitchy Resting Face – “A disorder that makes women look like they’re bitchy, when they’re not”

It has already been established that I suffer from BRF. Apparently, “sometimes, I really do.” It’s a terrible, terrible condition. I mean, a lot of times I have a bitchy face – but I’m really not a bitch!

When I was a 1L in law school, I would get an attack of BRF (unbeknownst to me), and I would wonder why no one wanted to share a library table with me, even during finals when it was packed. I would wonder if I had forgotten to wear deodorant that day, or even if I had bad breath that could detected from a distance of several feet.

Even as far back as high school, when BRF likely first surfaced, my BRF almost got me into a fight. Unless that was my TBF (True Bitch Face).

Thankfully, I was diagnosed by husband (thanks honey!) a few years ago with BRF. Since then, I try hard to smile pleasantly whenever I remember, and also when I’m not feeling bitchy.

Let it be known now that I worked in dope court and was not an actual participant in it.

Let it be known now that I worked in dope court and was not an actual participant in it.

3) Prancercise

This crazy 60-year-old lady with her ankle weights has gone viral. We’ve got guys dressing up as unicorns doing it and someone named Baby Sideburns “prancercising her camel toe off.” CNN picked it up, so did Jezebel, and it’s all over my Facebook.

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Again, I love having complete weirdo friends.

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I used to think being an attorney was a tough job. Then I had kids.

2 responses »

  1. Is this blog rated?? I can’t believe you put up the pedazzling photo! All in the name of ‘research’, i guess. Hahaha. I also realize that my current profile picture is a total BRF photo.. 😉 And don’t forget we still have to schedule our prancercising date. I’m totally proud to be one of your weirdo friends… I just want you to know that!

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    • vixenvillain

      Good point. Maybe I should tag it NSFW or something, but then all the ppl looking for porn who come across the blog will be really disappointed.

      I love my weirdo friends. Especially you, Ann, especially you.

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