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Advice to (New) Mom-ttorneys


Recently a friend-of-a-friend asked me for some advice since she had just both passed the bar to become an attorney as well as found out she was pregnant.

I wanted to say “congratulations” to the baby and “oh, I’m sorry to hear” to the bar passage – but instead, I came up with this list, which I hope will find its way to her somehow. I usually don’t do advice in my blog, because the only topics I’m really qualified to opine upon are either irrelevant (“don’t try to wax your boyfriend’s face”) or scientifically unsound (“you’ll get severe stomach cramps if you sleep in a crop top”). But because this woman is about to have a baby and become a work from home attorney – she wants to start up her own family law practice – I feel like I need to warn her pass on some words of encouragement.

Top 10 Advice for New Work-at-Home-Moms:

10. Flexible work arrangement = baby first, work second, and mom third. This is bad.

I’ve talked to a lot of WAHMs, moms with a flexible work schedule, moms who telecommute, and moms who own their own businesses, and they all agree – you end up working 24/7 when you work from home. Work begins to bleed and consume all of your waking moments that aren’t occupied by your offspring. Document review and phone calls are scheduled around nap times. Briefs are written late into the night, and police reports are read in bed, in the dark, so as not to awaken the ticking time bomb that is your child.

But you’ll burn out that way. What they say in parenting books about “setting boundaries” or “creating routines” needs to be applied to your work. Try something like “no work emails after 10pm” or, at least, “no squinting at client emails/texts at 2am in the dark while nursing.”

9. Expect your views on your career to change.

Assistant Branch Manager looks pretty good too.

It’s only a title.

I never expected to give up my practice, but I’ve pretty much all but done just that – and I’m much happier now than I have ever been.

Also – I never thought I would consider going back to work as a government attorney, but the temptation of great coworkers, a steady paycheck, and top benefits are extremely alluring once you have a family. Stability and good companionship are underrated when you’re a mom.

8. Also underrated when you’re a mom? Sanity.

bad day

Your attorney/mom friends will be much more sympathetic than this.

Solo practice can be very lonely, and at the same time, so can motherhood. Although I often think “ain’t nobody got time for dat,” I find myself infinitely recharged after spending time with my friends, especially attorney friends who can relate to my complaints about judges or clients or baby DAs.

Also, I used to think mom groups were dumb. I don’t know why I thought that; I just did. I now love spending time with a select group of mom friends because, again, they know exactly what I’m going through. As a new mom/new attorney, you’ll need that support from people who’ve been there, done that.

7. Be selfish.

Which brings me to being “selfish” enough to take some time for yourself. Otherwise you’ll seriously go batsh*t crazy. Right now I’m blogging this from the parking lot in front of a Skate Depot because after a day where I took Tiny Boss to gymnastics and the children’s museum and was rewarded with only a 20-minute-nap all day, I could not spend one extra second with him anymore. As soon as his dad came home, I was out the door.

I did this even though I know my son prefers I stay home with him and not his dad. It’s a developmental age thing, I’m told.

I did this even though I know that if Tiny Boss wakes up, which he is wont to do, he’ll cry incessantly for me until, well, he stops and accepts the fact that Dad is the one who’s going to give him milk and lull him back to sleep to the sounds of the Imperial March hummed in baritone.

And do I feel a little guilty for not giving my son “the best,” or at least, what he wants? Yeah, I do feel a little bad. But mind over matter, I know he is fine, and so here I am, blogging to you fine folks in my car, using stolen wifi.

6. Write down all your ultimatums – and thrown them away.

hundredpercentYes, this includes things like breastfeeding, cosleeping, baby food-making, sleep training, and anything else that has to do with parenthood.

The number one lesson I’ve learned from being a mother – never say never. Your own flexibility and open-mindedness will surprise you. Have I thought about trying the cry-it-out method with my second, still unborn child? Yes, even though a year ago I was convinced Ferberizing a kid would turn her into a psychopath, or worse, Donald Trump. Will I do it to my second, still unborn child? Probably not. But still – never say never.

5. You can’t have it all.

Nope, you can’t have it all – there will be some things that you’ll give up, even if you think now that you’ll never do it. For me, it was working out regularly – as well as regular hair highlights and manicures. Nothing like pushing a human being out of your crotch in front of a room of strangers to rid you of most of your vanity!

4. Set realistic goals and expectations.

tumblr_inline_mpa7m7vTV51qz4rgp#5 and #4 kind of go together. In all honesty, the learning curve is steep for both lawyering and parenting. You’ll have self-doubts about your abilities at both. But you’ll be fine when it comes to the mom thing, at least.

3. Get help where you can. 

In the beginning, let others take care of you. I once read that lawyers have a hard time taking physical cues from their bodies because we become extraordinarily talented at making counterarguments – especially with ourselves – and also focusing on analyzing and interpreting facts rather than listening to how we feel. For new attorney moms, my advice is to make sure to say yes to the people who want to help – whether it’s to bring you food, or wash your dishes, or to watch the kid for a couple of hours so you can take a nap. Which brings me to . . .

2. Don’t be a control freak.


You don’t have the luxury of being a perfectionist in your work anymore when you’re a WAHM. I can’t stress this enough.

1. Ignore everything I just said. 

For one thing, everything I’ve just written about is much easier said than done. Also, everyone will give you advice, but you’ll mostly pave your own way by finding out what works for you.


Yes, mom-ttorney, you are awesome.

And lastly, and most importantly, you will be fine at being a mom, and somehow the lawyer part will work itself out. And trust me – at the end of each day, when you look at your baby for one more time before you go to bed and wake up in two hours to make sure she’s still alive/to feed her, you’ll know without a doubt that yes, it was all worth it.


Top 5 Best Careers for Toddlers

In my everlasting quest to find the perfect job (oh wait, that’s not motherhood?), I started reading this book, Do What You Are: Discover the Perfect Career for You Through The Secrets of Personality Type. It’s based on the Myers-Briggs personality types. Once you figure out your personality type, it’s easier to predict what jobs you would naturally enjoy and excel at, and which ones you’d be terrible at.

For example, as an INFP – an introvert, intuitive, feeling perceiver (or possibly an INFJ), I’d be a terrible CFO. But there are plenty of you bean-counters out there who would naturally excel at making high-stake decisions or taking calculated risks.

Which made me think of Tiny Boss and toddlers in general. Toddlers could really use some career counseling. For example, my son would love to be the guy who makes announcements over the PA system – he’s been practicing consistently for what feels like the better half of the last decade every time we go into a store, or the library, or any space enclosed by four walls.

Newsflash, Tiny Boss: English, or proficiency in some language, is usually a requirement for these types of jobs. And no, whining is not a language.

So I’ve come up with a short list of the top five jobs toddlers should try instead, based on the “Toddler Personality Type.”

1. Quality Assurance with Molly Maids (or any housekeeping service)

Every toddler possesses the innate ability to discover the minutest piece of dirt, debris or otherwise disgusting/inedible particle in even the cleanest house. Every housekeeping service should hire a toddler to root out any missed spots.

2. Mattress Tester

Does anyone else remember those commercials with the glass of wine on top of the mattress? Someone sits on the mattress or even jumps on it, and the mattress doesn’t move because of its dual foam technology or 1,375,372 individual spring coils? Anyone? Well, a toddler would be the perfect candidate to test out the quality of your mattress. Just have him fall asleep on one, and see if you can creep into bed without waking him up.

3. Dog Personal Trainer


Well, some toddlers (and dogs) are better at this than others.

I don’t mean a dog trainer. I mean a dog personal trainer. You know, like a personal trainer for dogs, especially dogs that are overweight. Just let one or more toddlers into a room with your pet, and watch that lazy pooch’s activity level rise.

*Note: may be hazardous to both toddler and/or dog in many, if not most, households.

4. Human Personal Trainer

Just three more miles, mom!

Just three more miles, mom!

Watching a toddler is actually a complete workout ritual. You can warm up with repetitive movements. “Oh, did you throw that out of your high chair? Let me get it” equals hamstring stretch! “Your firetruck is under the sofa again? Let me lay on the floor and see how far my arm can stretch.”

When you’re ready for cardio, just take them to the park, or better yet, let them loose in a department store. If you need a little extra excitement in your workout that day, try Home Depot or Ikea.

When your toddler decides you’ve worked out hard enough for a break and decide to take a nap, be sure to get in some crazy yoga poses by attempting co-sleeping on your bed. Remember, the smaller the mattress, the more challenging! No pain, no gain, guys!

5. All-natural birth control.


‘Nuff said.

Unsolicited Career Advice for Moms


I’ve been dissatisfied for a while with being a lawyer. In terms of personality, it may have been a very unfortunate career choice, since I hate conflict (so no more litigation for me) and I’m not a bean counter (no transactional either).

How did I end up a lawyer? Well, I’ve always been a “leap before you look” type of person, which has resulted me in doing things like:

  • spending $10,000 on useless career coaching
  • moving to Phoenix from the beautiful Bay Area for a boyfriend only to dump him two weeks later
  • enrolling in (and graduating from) law school
  • having a baby
Not a sustainable work model. This was me almost exactly a year ago.

Not a sustainable work model. This was me almost exactly a year ago, when I still had unrealistic views about working from home.

But I’ve been a lawyer for a while now, switching jobs or titles every two years on the dot – deputy public defender, private firm, partnership with a friend. Now I’m just kind of picking up work where I can, and making Tiny Boss my full time job. But his two years are almost up and it’s time for a new job (kidding!)(sort of!). Besides, I’m sure once I have the second kid, finding a career will be the least of my worries for at least another year or so, right after “shaving my legs” and “organizing the pantry.”

no mom

I’m very lucky that my husband can financially support us for the time being so I can stay at home with Tiny Boss and #2 (Tiny Bossette?). I love spending time with Tiny Boss (although I love my alone time too). I also love writing (and reading even more) but is it better to work 10 hours as a writer, or a couple hours as an attorney, for the same amount of money? Because when it comes down to it, work is time away from Tiny Boss. So I’m seriously reconsidering this lawyer thing.

Because I had a little bit of extra time tonight because Tiny Boss went down in a record 10 minutes, I thought I’d be practical and Google “how to choose a career” instead of watching pet videos, like this one of a cockatiel feeding a dog spaghetti. I clicked on the first two search results, which were ads, because I wanted to take the free career test. They’re completely pointless, but I love career tests, personality tests (I’m an INFP), and even those Facebook quizzes like “What is your inner spirit animal?”

Did I mention how much I love personality tests? Where can I find that application for the assassin position?

Did I mention how much I love personality tests? Now where can I find that application for the assassin position?

Unfortunately, you have to enter in a bunch of irrelevant contact info and since I don’t want to get spammed by every for-profit college out there, I kept scrolling until I found this article on Lifehacker, “How to Pick a Career You Actually Like,” by a mother and blogger named Penelope Trunk. It’s a quick read and I’d recommend it. I went to her blog and was pleased – she’s like me, only in reverse. She worked in LA and ended up marrying a farmer in Madison, Wisconsin and having kids. Well, maybe not reverse-me exactly, but I did go to school in Madison, Wisconsin and ended up working in LA and having one kid (soon to be two).

In her blog, she talks about a lot of things I can relate to – in particular, postpartum depression/working after a new baby, and not doing what you love for a job. Check her blog out. Most of the articles are a quick read. If you’re a work at home mom, you might find it especially relevant.

About Me

I’ve been holding off on this post because it seemed like an important one and I wanted to take some time to write something that will really impress y’all and trick you into following me. Then I realized I’d probably never get around to it, so here it goes.

I am a mother, writer, procrastinator, wife, attorney…pretty much in that order. Wait, bump the “wife” part up then.

I have one son, Raynor (his middle name, and inspired by the video game Starcraft). He is now nearing the wonderful age of one and starting to pick his nose and grab his nuts. On a serious note, he was born with a unilateral cleft lip and a submucosal cleft palate. His palate surgery is this Thursday, on Valentine’s Day. He had his cleft lip surgery last summer, when he was around 4.5 months old. I will update this post with before/after pictures of his lip repair because the results are quite spectacular.

I love writing, snowboarding, yoga, CrossFit, books, video games, sketch comedy, Tina Fey, and animals. I am less fond of lawyering. I absolutely hate water chestnuts.

This blog will mostly be a blog about parenthood and humor (since you often can’t, and shouldn’t, separate the two). I enjoy writing and I hope you enjoy reading my blog.

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